Why Should I open the Window? Just Rip It Out!

I am 15 years old. Came home from the St. Mikes Fair. It's about midnight. My parents are asleep. My sister Dawn and our friend are hanging out. I go to bed. Now if you know me, I don't like to be bothered when I'm sleeping. I must have fallen right to sleep. I guess it was about an hour later. I am still asleep, but I can hear my sister calling my name. It was coming from a distance. I did not wake up. I can hear her saying let me in and at this point the bedroom door is being pushed on but not opening. Still asleep. I hear all this comotion going on. For some reason I could not open my eyes. Maybe Dawn is messing with me. She always liked to harrass me while I slept. It was a big joke. The door finally flew open as did my eyes. What I saw was a blur. There was a man jumping out my bedroom. What the hell. At this point this person did not scare me, he woke me up. How dare he. Why did he do that? I ran out of the house screaming. What are you doing in my room? Then it hit me. What just happened? My mother was up now. She tried to get my father up, but he wasn't going to budge. We called the police. They checked everything out. This man accually took the window completely out of the frame. My father still would not get up. What a guy! Your teenage daughter just had someone break into her bedroom while she slept. The police said it was probably a carnie from the fair. Must have followed me home. I was lucky that night. But the next morning when my dad finally got his ass out of bed. I hear, "It was probably a boy she let in". Yes dad, I invited a boy over. Instead of letting him in through the front door or even opening the window, I just pulled the window out of the frame. Now that I think about it, you must be right. Thanks daddy for protecting me. Your the friggin best.